Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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