Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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