is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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