I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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