i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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