So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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