So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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