Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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