I want to have your abortion
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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