I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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