so that wasnt chicken after all
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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