I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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