You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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