it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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