i'm signing you up for texting rehab
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
