Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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