my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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