i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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