So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Everything about him screamed your future.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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