u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
this beer tastes like vomit already
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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