The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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