how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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