party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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