so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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