Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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