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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We have started to decorate penises.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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