Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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