Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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