doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
