I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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