My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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