just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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