this boner is exhausting
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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