Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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