glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I didn't notice because vodka
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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