Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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