This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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