So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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