You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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