i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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