whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Randomize