New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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