yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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