Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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