So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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