Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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