your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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