she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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