Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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