White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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