I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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