I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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