Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
