Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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