Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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