I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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